{"id":110,"date":"2015-09-29T12:09:00","date_gmt":"2015-09-29T12:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/adamestii.ro\/index.php\/2015\/09\/29\/ilinca-fashionista-si-ilinca-lingusitoarea-si-altele\/"},"modified":"2023-12-29T21:33:25","modified_gmt":"2023-12-29T21:33:25","slug":"ilinca-fashionista-si-ilinca-lingusitoarea-si-altele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adamestii.ro\/index.php\/2015\/09\/29\/ilinca-fashionista-si-ilinca-lingusitoarea-si-altele\/","title":{"rendered":"Ilinca fashionista \u0219i Ilinca lingu\u0219itoarea \u0219i altele"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ilinca fashionista<\/u>
\n\u00centr-o prea frumoas\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103 de toamn\u0103, pe c\u00e2nd bomb\u0103neam de zor o feti\u021b\u0103 care nu reu\u0219e\u0219te s\u0103 se \u00eembrace singur\u0103 de diminea\u021b\u0103 \u00een timp util ca s\u0103 ajungem \u0219i noi pe la \u0219coli \u0219i servicii, a avut loc urm\u0103torul dialog:
\nIlinca<\/b>: Mami, te rog s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi schimbi bluza aia! (zise d\u00e2nsa pe un ton imperativ, uit\u00e2ndu-se \u00een decolteul meu \u00een timp ce eu legam \u0219ireturile de la pantofii dumneaei)<\/i>
\nEu:<\/b> De ce draga mea, nu-\u021bi place asta?
\nIlinca<\/b>: Pentru c\u0103 \u021bi se v\u0103d \u021b\u00e2\u021bele \u0219i nu cred c\u0103 tati s-ar bucura s\u0103 \u0219tie c\u0103 mergi a\u0219a la serviciu! (zise d\u00e2nsa dintr-o suflare)<\/i>
\nPS: v\u0103 rog scuza\u021bi cuv\u00e2ntul \u201d\u021b\u00e2\u021bele\u201d, dar am vrut s\u0103 redau conversa\u021bia \u00eentocmai, a\u0219a, pentru aducere aminte peste ani c\u00e2nd se va fi a\u0219ternut praful peste \u021binerea mea de minte…<\/i><\/p>\n

Ilinca lingu\u0219itoarea<\/u>
\n\u00centr-o sear\u0103, la culcare, \u00een vreme ce eu de-abia m\u0103 mai \u021bineam pe picioare \u0219i m\u0103 mi\u0219cam prin cas\u0103 ca o umbr\u0103, fiica mea cea gure\u0219\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 chef de somn, m\u0103 roag\u0103 cu o voce suav\u0103 s\u0103-i duc \u0219i ei o can\u0103 cu ap\u0103. \u00cei duc, ce naiba s\u0103 fac, dar o bomb\u0103n c\u0103 eu nu mai pot de somn \u0219i ea nu poate s\u0103 se mi\u0219te s\u0103-\u0219i ia o can\u0103 cu ap\u0103. \u00cei livrez domni\u0219oarei comanda, o mai bomb\u0103n pu\u021bin \u0219i ea zice mieroas\u0103: \u201dMami, dar tu e\u0219ti taaaare cumsecade! Mul\u021bumesc!!!<\/i>\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0218i un copy – paste de pe Facebook, s\u0103 nu se piard\u0103 \u00een neant nici glumele fiului meu de 12 ani la adresa mamei lui, c\u0103 ar fi p\u0103cat…
\n\u201dIlinca face gimnastic\u0103 pe covor \u00een sufragerie. Luca o provoac\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 5 flot\u0103ri. Le face ea cumva, cumva. Zic: Luca, dac\u0103 faci si tu 5, o sa incerc sa fac si eu. Le face si el cumva. Asa ca vine r\u00e2ndul meu. Evident, nu prea \u00eemi iese nici m\u0103car una. Luca m\u0103 prive\u015fte cu mil\u0103 si-mi zice z\u00e2mbind \u015f\u0103galnic: dac\u0103 vrei sa aduc un cric, sa-mi spui mami, sa te ajut<\/span> <\/span><\/i>
\n\ud83d\ude02<\/u><\/i>\ud83d\ude02<\/u><\/i>\ud83d\ude02<\/u><\/i> Vai mie, am ajuns de r\u00e2sul propriilor copii. <\/span>\u202a#\u200e<\/span>suntb\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103\u202c<\/span><\/a>\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ilinca fashionista \u00centr-o prea frumoas\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103 de toamn\u0103, pe c\u00e2nd bomb\u0103neam de zor o feti\u021b\u0103 care nu reu\u0219e\u0219te s\u0103 se \u00eembrace singur\u0103 de diminea\u021b\u0103 \u00een timp util ca s\u0103 ajungem \u0219i noi pe la \u0219coli \u0219i servicii, a avut loc urm\u0103torul dialog: Ilinca: Mami, te rog s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi schimbi bluza aia! 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