{"id":160,"date":"2014-09-03T18:12:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-03T18:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/adamestii.ro\/index.php\/2014\/09\/03\/cum-sa-i-spui-mamei-o-veste-proasta\/"},"modified":"2014-09-03T18:12:00","modified_gmt":"2014-09-03T18:12:00","slug":"cum-sa-i-spui-mamei-o-veste-proasta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adamestii.ro\/index.php\/2014\/09\/03\/cum-sa-i-spui-mamei-o-veste-proasta\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum s\u0103-i spui mamei o veste proast\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ieri, aproape de ora la care trebuia s\u0103 plec de la biroul, m\u0103 sun\u0103 fiul meu cel mare.
\n– Mami, ce faci? \u00eentreab\u0103 el suav.
\n– Bine mami, r\u0103spund eu, deja circumspect\u0103, pentru c\u0103 nu m\u0103 sun\u0103 niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe ce fac…
\n– Mami, cumva e\u015fti prost dispus\u0103? \u00eentreab\u0103 el u\u015for \u00eengrijorat.
\n– Nu, mami, nu sunt, r\u0103spund eu pun\u00e2ndu-mi deja \u00eentreb\u0103ri despre ce se petrece acas\u0103, unde doi copii erau singuri de vreo 2 ore deja.
\n– Bine, dac\u0103 nu e\u015fti prost dispus\u0103, atunci pot s\u0103-\u0163i spun c\u0103 Ilinca a sc\u0103pat pe jos borcanul cu miere (unul din ala mare, de 800 de grame), care s-a spart \u015fi acum Ilinca url\u0103 foarte tare pentru c\u0103 o s-o cer\u0163i tu.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 r\u00e2d? S\u0103 pl\u00e2ng dup\u0103 mierea aia bun\u0103 r\u0103u? S\u0103 m\u0103 enervez? Nuuuuu, nici g\u00e2nd. Printre suspine \u015fi lacrimi am reu\u015fit s\u0103 vorbesc cu Ilinca \u015fi s\u0103 o rog s\u0103 spele pe jos \u015fi s\u0103 adune cioburile, de preferin\u0163\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi taie vreun deget. Ceea ce a \u015fi reu\u015fit. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi taie degetele. :))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ieri, aproape de ora la care trebuia s\u0103 plec de la biroul, m\u0103 sun\u0103 fiul meu cel mare. – Mami, ce faci? \u00eentreab\u0103 el suav. – Bine mami, r\u0103spund eu, deja circumspect\u0103, pentru c\u0103 nu m\u0103 sun\u0103 niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe ce fac… – Mami, cumva e\u015fti prost dispus\u0103? \u00eentreab\u0103 el u\u015for \u00eengrijorat. – Nu, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nCum s\u0103-i spui mamei o veste proast\u0103 - Adame\u015ftii.ro<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/adamestii.ro\/index.php\/2014\/09\/03\/cum-sa-i-spui-mamei-o-veste-proasta\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Cum s\u0103-i spui mamei o veste proast\u0103 - 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