{"id":166,"date":"2014-06-29T18:47:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-29T18:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/adamestii.ro\/index.php\/2014\/06\/29\/mami-te-rog-frumos-vreau-sa-mi-dai-o-pedeapsa\/"},"modified":"2014-06-29T18:47:00","modified_gmt":"2014-06-29T18:47:00","slug":"mami-te-rog-frumos-vreau-sa-mi-dai-o-pedeapsa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adamestii.ro\/index.php\/2014\/06\/29\/mami-te-rog-frumos-vreau-sa-mi-dai-o-pedeapsa\/","title":{"rendered":"Mami, te rog frumos, vreau s\u0103-mi dai o pedeaps\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"
\nDe o vreme
\n\u00eencoace, cea mai tare distrac\u0163ie a am\u00e2ndurora este s\u0103 bat\u0103 mingea in cas\u0103. \u00cen
\nsufragerie, mai exact. Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd mai pic\u0103 un goblen de pe perete. Avem
\nmulte, e drept, munca mamei \u015fi a tat\u0103lui. \u00centr-un timp c\u0103deau victime
\ncolaterale \u015fi icoanele lui tati, de pe pere\u0163ii din hol. Cel mai tare m\u0103
\nenerveaza faptul c\u0103 se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 bat\u0103 mingea fix la orele de somn ale altora,
\ninclusiv ale mele. \u015ei c\u0103 ridic\u0103 tot praful din covor, care se adun\u0103 ve\u015fnic pe
\nmobil\u0103. \u015ei \u00eei tot rog. Frumos. S\u0103 nu mai bat\u0103 mingea \u00een cas\u0103. S\u0103-\u015fi g\u0103seasc\u0103
\nalt joc. Ast\u0103 sear\u0103, \u00eens\u0103, s-a produs inevitabilul: Ilinca, juc\u00e2ndu-se singur\u0103
\ncu mingea (norocul lui Luca, a\u015f zice, el era la el \u00een camer\u0103) a spart lustra.
\nC\u00e2t s\u0103 reziste biata lustr\u0103? \u015ei m-am enervat. \u015ei eu c\u00e2nd sunt nervoas\u0103, \u0163ip. O
\nfac extrem de rar, ca atare \u0163ipele mele produc efectul scontat de fiecare dat\u0103.
\n\u015ei \u00een timp ce \u0163ipam \u015fi f\u0103ceam moral\u0103, Ilinca mea pl\u00e2ngea \u015fi se \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dea peste
\nmine, s\u0103 calce \u00een sutele de cioburi m\u0103runte m\u0103runte ale decedatei lustre. \u015ei am
\n\u00eenceput s\u0103 \u0163ip \u015fi mai tare, c\u0103 risca s\u0103 se taie r\u0103u la t\u0103lpi. \u015ei s-a dus la ea
\n\u00een camera, c\u00e2t timp am aspirat eu, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 m\u0103 calmez. Bocea de zor, cu
\nvorbe. C\u0103 ea a\u015fa pl\u00e2nge, cu vorbe, c\u00e2nd sup\u0103rarea e mare. \u015ei se vait\u0103. Un
\ndeliciu s-o ascul\u0163i, pe bune. Dup\u0103 vreo cinci minute, apare dup\u0103 mine prin cas\u0103
\nzic\u00e2nd urm\u0103toarele:<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n
\n– Mami, te rog
\nfrumos vreau s\u0103-mi dai o pedeaps\u0103! O merit! Am spart lustra, o merit, d\u0103-mi te
\nrog o pedeaps\u0103! (bocind cu lacrimi de crocodil, cu mucii \u015firoaie \u00een barb\u0103 \u015fi cu
\nlacrimile gr\u0103mad\u0103 pe sub ochelari)<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n
\n(Pauz\u0103 din partea
\nmea, \u00eencercam s\u0103-mi \u00een\u0103bu\u015f un hohot de r\u00e2s)<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n
\n– Bine, zic,
\nmaine nu te mai joci pe tablet\u0103!<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n
\n– Doar m\u00e2ine? Nu
\nm\u0103 mai joc 3 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni!!!<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n
\n(De-acum n-am mai
\nputut s\u0103-mi \u00een\u0103bu\u015f hohotul \u0103la de r\u00e2s)<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n
\n– Las-o balt\u0103,
\nzic, ai sc\u0103pat u\u015for, \u0163i-ai cerut iertare, am \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 ai gre\u015fit,
\nlini\u015fte\u015fte-te \u015fi hai s\u0103 facem pace.<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n
\n– \u015ei nu mai merg
\nnici \u00een concediu cu voi, ca s\u0103 am bani s\u0103 cump\u0103r o lustr\u0103 nou\u0103!!! (alte hohote
\nde pl\u00e2ns sf\u00e2\u015fietoare). \u015ei vreau o pedeaps\u0103 adev\u0103rat\u0103, te rog, s\u0103-mi dai o
\npedeaps\u0103!!!<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n
\n<\/div>\n

<\/p>\n

\nNah, eu acuma ce
\ns\u0103 fac? S\u0103 \u00eei dau o pedeaps\u0103 adev\u0103rat\u0103 sau nu? Se pare c\u0103 o zi f\u0103r\u0103 tabelt\u0103 nu
\ne o pedeaps\u0103 suficient de bun\u0103 pentru fiica mea… E drept, nu m\u0103 las\u0103 inima…
\nMai ales c\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 o aud suspin\u00e2nd pe canapea \u00een sufragerie…<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

De o vreme \u00eencoace, cea mai tare distrac\u0163ie a am\u00e2ndurora este s\u0103 bat\u0103 mingea in cas\u0103. \u00cen sufragerie, mai exact. Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd mai pic\u0103 un goblen de pe perete. Avem multe, e drept, munca mamei \u015fi a tat\u0103lui. \u00centr-un timp c\u0103deau victime colaterale \u015fi icoanele lui tati, de pe pere\u0163ii din hol. 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