{"id":197,"date":"2014-03-06T06:07:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-06T06:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/adamestii.ro\/index.php\/2014\/03\/06\/d-ale-ilincai-2\/"},"modified":"2014-03-06T06:07:00","modified_gmt":"2014-03-06T06:07:00","slug":"d-ale-ilincai-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adamestii.ro\/index.php\/2014\/03\/06\/d-ale-ilincai-2\/","title":{"rendered":"D-ale Ilinc\u0103i (2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dis de diminea\u0163\u0103, \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103, doar Ilinca vorbe\u015fte. Eu \u015fi Luca suntem somnoro\u015fi \u015fi nu prea vorb\u0103re\u0163i, ca atare ea are loc s\u0103 se desf\u0103\u015foare \u00een voie \u015fi-i turuie gura, ceva de speriat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>La primul semafor ro\u015fu:<br \/>\n&#8211; Mami, cine a inventat dragostea?<br \/>\n&#8211; Ei, asta-i bun\u0103, nu \u015ftiu&#8230;. Dumnezeu! zic eu m\u00e2ndr\u0103 de r\u0103spunsul meu.<br \/>\n&#8211; Corect! 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