{"id":257,"date":"2010-12-08T06:41:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-08T06:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/adamestii.ro\/index.php\/2010\/12\/08\/d-ale-ilincai-i\/"},"modified":"2010-12-08T06:41:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-08T06:41:00","slug":"d-ale-ilincai-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adamestii.ro\/index.php\/2010\/12\/08\/d-ale-ilincai-i\/","title":{"rendered":"D-ale Ilinc\u0103i I"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ilinca e nervoas\u0103 pentru c\u0103 mami \u015fi tati o ceart\u0103 de mai bine de o or\u0103 pentru c\u0103 NU VREA s\u0103 ne ajute s\u0103 facem ordine. St\u0103 cu plapuma pe cap \u00een v\u00e2rful patului \u015fi zice, furioas\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencruntat\u0103, c\u0103tre mami \u015fi tati cei r\u0103i care o chinuie \u015fi o agreseaz\u0103 verbal:
– S\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i ca pot s\u0103 fiu bun\u0103, dar uneori pot s\u0103 fiu \u015fi ADRESIV\u0102!!! (nota autorului: a vrut s\u0103 zic\u0103 “agresiv\u0103”)
Mrrrrr…..<\/p>\n

Ilinca o strig\u0103 pe mami s\u0103-i arate ceva. Mami zice:
– Ilinca, nu pot s\u0103 vin chiar acum, sp\u0103l toaleta.
Ilinca, din pu\u0163ul g\u00e2ndirii ei:
– Tati, eu c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 fiu mare o s\u0103-mi fac unghiile cu oj\u0103 \u015fi nu o s\u0103 bag m\u00e2na \u00een toalete s\u0103 le sp\u0103l.
Tati: a\u015fa s\u0103-\u0163i ajute Dumnezeu, draga mea!<\/p>\n

Ieri, \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103, venind de la gr\u0103di:
– Mami, pentru serbare \u00eemi trebuie o ro\u015fcov\u0103!!!
– Ce e aia, Ilinca?
– O de-aia cu care ba\u0163i oamenii pe spate \u015fi c\u00e2n\u0163i.
LOL
PS: \u00ee\u00ee trebuie, de fapt, o sorcov\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ilinca e nervoas\u0103 pentru c\u0103 mami \u015fi tati o ceart\u0103 de mai bine de o or\u0103 pentru c\u0103 NU VREA s\u0103 ne ajute s\u0103 facem ordine. St\u0103 cu plapuma pe cap \u00een v\u00e2rful patului \u015fi zice, furioas\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencruntat\u0103, c\u0103tre mami \u015fi tati cei r\u0103i care o chinuie \u015fi o agreseaz\u0103 verbal:– S\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i ca […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nD-ale Ilinc\u0103i I - Adame\u015ftii.ro<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/adamestii.ro\/index.php\/2010\/12\/08\/d-ale-ilincai-i\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"D-ale Ilinc\u0103i I - Adame\u015ftii.ro\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Ilinca e nervoas\u0103 pentru c\u0103 mami \u015fi tati o ceart\u0103 de mai bine de o or\u0103 pentru c\u0103 NU VREA s\u0103 ne ajute s\u0103 facem ordine. 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