{"id":274,"date":"2010-03-16T18:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-16T18:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/adamestii.ro\/index.php\/2010\/03\/16\/lectie-de-buna-purtare\/"},"modified":"2010-03-16T18:03:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-16T18:03:00","slug":"lectie-de-buna-purtare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adamestii.ro\/index.php\/2010\/03\/16\/lectie-de-buna-purtare\/","title":{"rendered":"Lectie de buna purtare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O duminica oareca din viata noastra. Ilinca mananca sticksuri prin casa. Mami aspira a doua oara in sfanta zi de duminica. Mami nu aspira de nebuna si de pagana ce e, aspira pentru ca e mizerie. Mami o avertizeaza pe Ilinca sa manace fara sa faca firimturi. Ilincutza cu chip de inger falfaie din gene si zice ca e atenta. Mami naiva chiar o crede. A suta oara in ziua de duminica. <\/p>\n<p>Dupa juma de ora mami scoate radarul si descopera sticksuri pe covorul proaspat aspirat. Ilinca e cuminte, deseneaza. Si nu pe pereti. Chiar intr-un caiet. Wow!!!<br \/>Ca urmare a descoperirii mamei, adica sticksurile de pe jos, are loc urmatoarea discutie intre mama si fiica ei de 3 ani jumate.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ilinca, da-te jos de pe scaun si aduna sticksurile acum!<br \/>Ilinca se face ca nu aude.<br \/>&#8211; Ilinca, daca nu le aduni <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">acum<\/span>, mami o sa faca o criza de nervi si o sa inceapa sa urle isteric la tine.<br \/>Ilinca se intoarce si cu chip angelic si gesticuland dintr-o mana spune:<br \/>&#8211; Mami, <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">cateodata<\/span>, cand vrei ceva, trebuie sa spui <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">anumite cuvinte<\/span>.<br \/>&#8230; (pe mami o umfla rasul)<br \/>&#8211; Daca ziceai &#8220;Ilinca, <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">te rog<\/span> da-te jos de pe scaun si aduna sticksurile de pe jos&#8221;, sa stii ca ma duceam, DA?<br \/>&#8230; (mami rade cu lacrimi si gaseste totusi puterea sa zica: Ilinca, da-te TE ROG jos de pe scaun si aduna sticksurile de pe covor)<br \/>Ilinca se da jos, aduna sticksurile, si zice, victorioasa:<br \/>&#8211; Ai vazut ca am putut, mami???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O duminica oareca din viata noastra. 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Ilincutza cu chip de inger falfaie din gene [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v25.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Lectie de buna purtare - Adame\u015ftii.ro<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/adamestii.ro\/index.php\/2010\/03\/16\/lectie-de-buna-purtare\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Lectie de buna purtare - Adame\u015ftii.ro\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"O duminica oareca din viata noastra. 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