{"id":313,"date":"2009-10-07T16:57:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-07T16:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/adamestii.ro\/index.php\/2009\/10\/07\/unde-e-butonuuuuul\/"},"modified":"2009-10-07T16:57:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T16:57:00","slug":"unde-e-butonuuuuul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adamestii.ro\/index.php\/2009\/10\/07\/unde-e-butonuuuuul\/","title":{"rendered":"unde e butonuuuuul?????"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>m\u0103i oameni buni, c\u00e2t poate vorbi un copil????? are buton de oprire???<br \/>Ilinca vorbeste fara oprire, deci subliniez <strong><u>FARA OPRIRE<\/u><\/strong>, de vreo trei sferturi de ora. canta la snurul de la aspirator. face plecaciuni si multumeste audientei. audienta trebuie sa o aplaude musai. cand se termina spectacolul, cablul de la aspirator se transforma brusc intr-un furtun cu care uda florile. cand abandoneaza furtunul, se plimba cu o cutie goala de carton in care are un tricou, cadoul pentru noi. noi trebuie musai sa multumim si sa probam tricoul. ne iarta pe noi, il ia in primire pe luk. in timpul asta bietul de el sta cuminte si se joaca in dormitor. deci il prinde, il trage de nadragi si-l lasa in fundul gol. apoi striga in gura mare dupa el &#8220;esti cu fundul despachetat, lucaaaaa!!!!!&#8221;<br \/>acum luca a devenit calul ei. il calareste fara mila. el e fericit ca poate sa mearga in patru labe si nu-l mai cearta nimeni. v-am spus ca asta e mersul lui preferat? a fost patruped in alta viata, clar. :))<br \/>acum aspira. e harnica. nu lenesa ca mama ei care pierde timpul pe net.<br \/>fratilor, unde e butonul de oprit copilu? :))<br \/>daca stie cineva, va rog, fie-va mila de o mama obosita.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>m\u0103i oameni buni, c\u00e2t poate vorbi un copil????? are buton de oprire???Ilinca vorbeste fara oprire, deci subliniez FARA OPRIRE, de vreo trei sferturi de ora. canta la snurul de la aspirator. face plecaciuni si multumeste audientei. audienta trebuie sa o aplaude musai. cand se termina spectacolul, cablul de la aspirator se transforma brusc intr-un furtun [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v25.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>unde e butonuuuuul????? 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